A Bad Cold

mr. williams:Where's Jimmy?
mrs. williams:He's in bed.
mr. williams:What's the matter with him?
mrs. williams:He feels ill.
mr. williams:He looks ill.
mrs. williams:We must call the doctor.
mr. williams:Yes, we must.
mr. williams:Can you remember the doctor's telephone number?
mrs. williams:Yes. It's 09754.
doctor:Open your mouth, Jimmy. Show me your tongue. Say, 'Ah'.
mr. williams:What's the matter with him, doctor?
doctor:He has a bad cold, Mr. Williams, so he must stay in bed for a week.
mrs. williams:That's good news for Jimmy.
doctor:Good news? Why?
mr. williams:Because he doesn't like school!